VAJAZZLED? VAJAZZLED?! EXCUUUSE ME?
If we can overlook the fact that this is probably the stupidest “procedure” i have ever heard of, and if i can remove my palm from my face, I think we can all really appreciate how useful Vajazzling can be for ~*the scene~*
Do you remember that huge Kiki Kannibal Kreation you had? The giant shrinky dink diaomond with crystals on it that totally took you and your extensions to a new, too-cool-for-hot-topic-but-not-too-cool-for-the-greenroom level? WELL, thanks to Vajazzling, you dont need to keep that necklace on, you’ve got a sparkly hoo-ha to prove your scene cred….
I wonder if they’ll Vajazzle the Clandestine bat on you?
Fuck Yeah Groupies?
So last week the internet was up in arms about some tumblr called fuck yeah groupies, where some rando would post pictures of “groupies” along with their links and “the lowdown” on them.
Besides the fact that the site itself was even more destructive than my harsh words…Fuck yeah? Groupies? You’d think it would be called fuck NO groupies. I mean i didn’t know that having people call you a groupie was a good thing, nor that it would lead to buttloads of people following said site and actually being interested not even in your life, but who you lurk.
“What’s the definition of a groupie? Because I know girls that have slept with band guys because they’ve actually liked the dude, and not because the dude is in a band. I wouldn’t call those girls groupies, but others have done.”
What is the definition of a groupie?! Really?! Are we going as far as to categorize the different kinds of “groupies” next?
Oh, that girl’s a metal groupie…she only like dudes with dick piercings.
That girl? She hooked up with Oli Sykes, shes an “only if you pee on me” groupie
Oh THAT ONE?! She’s only into swoopy hair, she like fucked Shaant back in 04, and then when he cut his hair she was like BUHBYE and moved on to the dudes in Escape the Fate. Zomfgz. I kn0w she got with pete wentz tho, my friend whos girlfriend’s ex best friends little cousin’s sister is like BFFs with her and she showed her all these texts they were sending each other. He t0tally ch3at3d on his gf with her like a gajillion times. I like saw them go out the backdoor of this venue once, you know that obvz means they fucked like crazy.
Remember though, groupies are not band aids, band aids only give blowjobs.
SRS DRAMA GUIZE….and anyways, everyone knows FBG is where the real gossip’s at.
If there is one thing I truly truly loathe at the moment, it is the aforementioned show. Besides the obvious (MTV trying, and ultimately FAILING at maiking an “alt-kid” show), there is more to it.
First of all, THIS A SCRIPTED REALITY SHOW. How’s that for an oxymoron? “oh, your life is super alt, and you feel like everyone else who is just misunderstood in high school? lets take your life, pick out the “interesting” parts, and then re-do it.”
Secondly: Fuck this girl. I dont know if youve wasted a half an hour of your life watching My Life as Liz yet, but jesus fucking christ, this girl needs to get over her “problems”. Its like yeah, i get it you hate the token popular bitches, but uhhh weren’t you a cheerleader like 6 months ago? Why do people think that getting yourself a haircut like Haley Paramore and throwing on some rectangular framed glasses is going to make you “different”? Youre still just some lame chick who cares more about competing with the social hierarchy that comes with high school in exchange for indie cred than doing anything interesting with her life, and proceeds to bitch about it in a monotone voice for 30 minutes a week. You are not juno, you will never be juno, juno is not real, so stop waiting for Michael Cera to come whisk you away to indie-indie land.
Really though, the most aggrivating thing about my life as liz is the fact that theres a kid in a BANE hoodie. Come on MTV, everyone knows you only like pop music.
ZOMG GUIZE, IM GONNA LIKE GO TO SCHOOL FOR MUSIC INDUSTRY AND GRADUATE AND BECOME A TM AND THEN LIKE I WONT NEED TO STALK ALEX GASKARTH CAUSE ILL LIKE BE HIS MANAGER!
But really, I can’t even imagine how awful it must be to be in school for music business. If all of my classmates were as dim and airheaded as the above (and trust me, with Guido-central being my school they’re not too far away) I honestly don’t know what i would do with myself.
peopleofneon:
“We’re basically an adult contemporary version of Brokencyde.” - via latfh.com
Im really into the serious amount of shit Teen Hearts is getting this week. I mean, I was totally the first to take a dump on them, but hey spread the hate! I just wanna slap them all so badly.
