I have a big one....
o⋅pin⋅ion [uh-pin-yuhn]
–noun
1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.
2. a personal view, attitude, or appraisal.

“Jorge wants to be hardcore, but his Mum won’t let him.”
AW POOR JORGE!

If there is one thing I truly truly loathe at the moment, it is the aforementioned show. Besides the obvious (MTV trying, and ultimately FAILING at maiking an “alt-kid” show), there is more to it.
First of all, THIS A SCRIPTED REALITY SHOW. How’s that for an oxymoron? “oh, your life is super alt, and you feel like everyone else who is just misunderstood in high school? lets take your life, pick out the “interesting” parts, and then re-do it.”
Secondly: Fuck this girl. I dont know if youve wasted a half an hour of your life watching My Life as Liz yet, but jesus fucking christ, this girl needs to get over her “problems”. Its like yeah, i get it you hate the token popular bitches, but uhhh weren’t you a cheerleader like 6 months ago? Why do people think that getting yourself a haircut like Haley Paramore and throwing on some rectangular framed glasses is going to make you “different”? Youre still just some lame chick who cares more about competing with the social hierarchy that comes with high school in exchange for indie cred than doing anything interesting with her life, and proceeds to bitch about it in a monotone voice for 30 minutes a week. You are not juno, you will never be juno, juno is not real, so stop waiting for Michael Cera to come whisk you away to indie-indie land.
Really though, the most aggrivating thing about my life as liz is the fact that theres a kid in a BANE hoodie. Come on MTV, everyone knows you only like pop music.
ZOMG GUIZE, IM GONNA LIKE GO TO SCHOOL FOR MUSIC INDUSTRY AND GRADUATE AND BECOME A TM AND THEN LIKE I WONT NEED TO STALK ALEX GASKARTH CAUSE ILL LIKE BE HIS MANAGER!
But really, I can’t even imagine how awful it must be to be in school for music business. If all of my classmates were as dim and airheaded as the above (and trust me, with Guido-central being my school they’re not too far away) I honestly don’t know what i would do with myself.
o⋅pin⋅ion [uh-pin-yuhn]
–noun
1. a belief or judgment that rests on grounds insufficient to produce complete certainty.
2. a personal view, attitude, or appraisal.
“We’re basically an adult contemporary version of Brokencyde.” - via latfh.com
Im really into the serious amount of shit Teen Hearts is getting this week. I mean, I was totally the first to take a dump on them, but hey spread the hate! I just wanna slap them all so badly.

Cool email from Kelly Orr, giant piece of human garbage and lead “singer” of the “band” Teen Hearts.
(By the way, his email address is kellyscottorr@gmail.com)
ITS THE REVENGE OF KELLY OUR BFFL
s3w k3wl.
Cheeeeckkk outttt theee articleeee alllteerrrrrnativeee presssss had meee comment onnnnn
…but really, kinda rad.

I know this is kind of old news, but I am FULLY entertained by it. Less that 1,000 albums in your first week? For serious? My ass cheek could sell more records than that with a multi million dollar budget…but my ass cheek is probably more talented and better looking than you Heidi Montag.
what in the world happened with Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland” soundtrack? more like Alice at warped tour. i almost don’t know how i feel about it now?
1. Alice Performed by Avril Lavigne
2. The Poison Performed by The All-American Rejects
3. The Technicolor Phase Performed by Owl City
4. Her Name Is Alice Performed by Shinedown
5. Painting Flowers Performed by All Time Low
6. Where’s My Angel Performed by Metro Station
7. Strange Performed by Tokio Hotel and Kerli
8. Follow Me Down Performed by 3OH!3 featuring Neon Hitch
9. Very Good Advice Performed by Robert Smith
10. In Transit Performed by Mark Hoppus with Pete Wentz
11. Welcome to Mystery Performed by Plain White T’s
12. Tea Party Performed by Kerli
13. The Lobster Quadrille Performed by Franz Ferdinand
14. Always Running Out of Time Performed by Motion City Soundtrack
15. Fell Down a Hole Performed by Wolfmother
16. White Rabbit Performed by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals
Dude, everyone knowz that Alice has like mad indie cred. I mean they like sell Alice in Wonderland merch at like Hot Topic. GOD, some people just don’t understand. Ever since I first downloaded the Hawthorne Heights CD I feel like someone else knows what its like to fall down the rabbit hole. Im always fuckin falling man. Nobody understands.
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Seriously though, why does Hollywood think it is okay to bastardize all of my childhood favorites? If this had been the original Alice in Wonderland soundtrack, and that bullshit Panic at the Disco score had been the original Nightmare Before Christmas score, I’m pretty sure we all would have grown up to be a generation of medicore Vince Noirs.
For those of you that have never experienced The Mighty Boosh, go on netflix and watch that shit…and this is Vince Noir:

EDIT: SHINEDOWN? FUCKING SHINEDOWN? WHO THE FUCK LISTENS TO SHINEDOWN BESIDES PUNK ROCK JUGGALOS?
Why is it that we have 60 mutual friends on facebook, yet i only have about an average 30 mutual friends between me people i actually know?